The wedding of Pippa Middleton and James Matthews went off without a hitch – even after a royal tantrum.
In the build up to the wedding, it is believed that Pippa had a regimented schedule for all guests, to ensure the day went off without a hitch.
It is also believed that the blushing bride had words with James’ playboy brother Spencer about his behaviour prior to the wedding.
Pippa Middleton and James Matthews wave as they leave the church married
“I overheard Spencer saying that James will be, after the wedding, going to Bangor”
But the groom’s best man, Justin Johannson, delivered a speech riddled with enough innuendo to make the Made in Chelsea star blush.
Beginning with the honeymoon, best man suggested the newlyweds were contemplating a trip to the Welsh seaside.
He said: “With the wedding shrouded in secrecy, I would like to reveal and wish the bride and groom a wonderful honeymoon in North Wales.
“At least that’s where I assume they’re going, since I overheard Spencer saying that James will be, after the wedding, going to Bangor for two weeks. Enjoy the Welsh coast guys.”
Instead of a trip to the Welsh Coast, Pippa and James are jetting off to a £3,000 a night resort on an exclusive island.
Johannson was not finished there though, and made a crude comment about James’ love for his dog, Rafa.
He added: “Now, to the lover of James’ life. Beautiful, energetic, loyal, soft mouth, comes on command, great behind – that’s enough about James’ spaniel Rafa.
A source revealed: “It was a bit full-on for the crowd we had there. Thankfully some of the older ones didn’t know what he meant.”
It seems that being on his best behaviour worked a charm for Spencer, after many American viewers were left gawping at James’ “hot brother”.